Lol

.・t..?!?!?! says:
im like crap.
yJ ?? says:
yeah
cos i tried to sing n play nobody rite
rainstone remix
n i died
so unfluent
.・t..?!?!?! says:
coz
ur brain
sending messages to ur fingers
then ur mouth wanna do sumthing
so then ur brain is like FCk
what u trying to make me do?
yJ ?? says:
AHAHA

Band prac was lollllll & Hana BBQ/moon cafe was awesome :D

father n son talk

yatface:
would you rather get your knee caps drilled or get your achillies cut?
mich:
LOL WTF
yatface:
AHAHAHAH
mich:
LOL WHAT KIND OF QUESTION R U FEEDING ME
yatface:
hahaha so?
choose one
mich:
id have to go with..
knee?
yatface:
HAHAHHAHAH
SHIT
PAIn
really?
mich:
yea..
yatface:
so imagine when you stand up
your knees are shitted up
mich:
Lollllll
i reckon achillies would be more pain ..
stand up and ur foot will break
yatface:
yea either way u cant stand up
mich:
atleast knee is stronger
thicker
can last longer up XD
yatface:
HAHAHA
drills a hol
into your knee cap
and then
drills your ACL
tendon
and your PCL tendon
ouCh
mich:
LOL
WTs!
i didnt know u were so scientific
yatface:
so
would you rathr
get ONE finger tip cut off completely with a gardening scissor
or get 1 hand crushed
HAHHA
im so retarded
mich:
crushed as in how?
yatface:
like have you seen
saw 5 the beginning
the guy puts his hands in some crushed like completely flattening
puts his hand into a crusher which flattens his hand
so it breaks all his bones
and your hand is like paper thin
mich:
fingertip
yatface:
okk
crushed hand or get blow touched down on your face
but the fire isnt touching your face
its like using the heat to burn
mich:
wats blowtouchtown
yatface:
HAHAHHAHA
do you know what a blow torch is?
oh i meana blow torched
mich:
no,,,
yatface:
................................
you freaking loser
do you know how 2 pieces of metal are joined together
by some super hot fire thing right?
its like a bunsen burner
but has more power
mich:
OHHH YA LOL
yatface:
HAHAHAHa
YOU loser
mich:
Hahahaha
yatface:
so that or hand crushed
mich:
Hand crushed of course
Wtf wants to get BT in the face
yatface:
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
mich:
LOL
yatface:
ok
get Bt or feet and hands crushed
mich:
Shit
BT not touching the face so cant be that hot?
yatface:
.........
its like 4cm away from your face
its like freaking the blue fire
the hottest
fire ever
mich:
lol
yatface:
its mega hot
its like
getting steam burns but like 1000x worst
mich:
But u cant do shit with paper hands n feet !!
yatface:
yeah
pretty much
i rather die
.......talktalktalktalk........

mich:
WHT IS WITH U N CRUSHED
yatface:
HAHAHa
mich:
Lollll
yatface:
CAUSE YOU HAVENT PICKED IT YET
SO IM TRYING TO GET MORE BAD AND BAD TILL ITS LIKE RETARDED
mich:
Crushedddd
yatface:
okay
Hahaahaha
BT or put your hands in a food blender
mich:
HAAAAAAA
LOL
SHIT
yatface:
SO?!
HAHAHAHa
mich:
UMM... BT
yatface:
BT?
looool
ok
mich:
T.T
yatface:
hands in food blender or ............ you have to shoot every single friend you have
excluding me
mich:
LOLLL
yatface:
cause im not your friend, im father
mich:
OBV SHOOT
yatface:
REALLYYY ?
LIKE KILL THEM
mich:
HAHAA
I DUN HAVE ANY FRENS :)
yatface:
NO U DO
mich:
I would shoot their thighs so atleast they wont die :)
yatface:
NO
YOU hAVE TO KI LL THEm
YOU MORNING
MORON*
morning?! LOL!
mich:
HAHAHA
yatface:
YOU STAND INFRONT OF THEm
and
use a crappy pistol
mich:
LOL
yatface:
no you use a nail stampler
mich:
.....
Wtf is that!
Stapler?
yatface:
DONT YOU KNOW THAT
DONT YUO KNOW ANYTHING
that nail gun
that nails wood planks together!
mich:
Oh i thought u meant nail clipper
yatface:
AHHAHAHAHA

Why are you crying dear sky?

Walked to gym n then it started raining again when i was walking back from gym. Sigh.. Even the sky is emo. Tin ahhh.

Just found out about Tank's heart condition last night... He had an operation like four months ago on his heart, thats why he stopped singing for quite some time. Then now he wrote 如果我变成回忆 in his latest album which talks about his current state la fking sad can. N now he has to wear some sort of electric wire thing on his body/heart so that when his heart stops beating it will zap it or sth like that. So kasihan la... his sister died last christmas as well because of this stupid heart disease shit. Knn.

真感人。

我也累了。晚安。

wtf is wrong with u.

+ calories

Carbs carbs fat

Hana BBQ-ed buffet last night and it was SO GOOD. The best part of it was being able to refill on kimchi & taugeh. Omg. Loveee. If only they had kimchi chigae there omg... heaven? The bbq stuff was nice too. We took practically everything including ox tongue which tasted like meat? Lol.. Im gonna go back there again soon man, who wants in? :)

9.30am breakfast @ The Left Bank in freo with chi & steph today & omg i havent had such a breakfast in ..... i dont know. Prolly the best english breakfast ive ever eaten that i can remember haha. and because i dont usually eat breakfasts cos no appetite in morning etc but i was surprisingly hungry for breakfast this morning. Twas soooo gooood. Me and steph ordered The Fry Up and chi ordered her Left Bank Breakie. English tea & Mochas/Cappas to keep us warm in the cold :D

Look @ them poached eggs soaked in hamonaise sauce.. I thought they were icecream.

Mmmm..

Wuaaaa..

Watched The Proposal after breakfast and it was so funny man.... GO WATCH :D its a good chickflick kinda movie. Gotta love happy endings.
Utoping later tnite :) :) bb.

XD

yJ sick says:
just turn gay la
Mr.maliu™ says:
you siao
Mr.maliu™ says:
i dun wan my sifut kena insert pisang
Mr.maliu™ says:
hao lin vui la
yJ sick says:
HAHAHAH

Epic.

Ktv, KP, 4ams, fogs. Crazy but .